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  1. Nickynktwo

    Nickynktwo Porn Surfer

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    Haha,
     
  2. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    Proof Off Topic still exists!
     
    1. Lioness
      Hi!! Yes, it still exists although it's not posted on as frequently as it once was!
       
      Lioness, Aug 14, 2020
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  3. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    Lioness - I still want to tug your tail!
     
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      ;):cat::laugh:
       
      Lioness, Aug 14, 2020
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  4. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Isn't a random orbit a wandering eye?
     
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  5. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    If it's posted here it can never be off topic.
     
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  6. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Well you've got to start with something!
     
  7. SoulOfASuperSaiyan

    SoulOfASuperSaiyan Porn Star

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    From the first time up until last year, I always used my left hand to pleasure myself, But now I use the right? I wonder if I have schizophrenia or if Iv been possessed by a right-handed ghost?...
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Its only a problem if you feel like you cheated on your left hand
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 20, 2020
    2. Anniemated
      Perhaps it got jealous ;)
       
      Anniemated, Aug 20, 2020
    3. deegenerate
      Maybe you're ambidextrous and never knew it!
       
      deegenerate, Aug 20, 2020
    4. deleted user 555 768
      May be you can talk both into a three way
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 20, 2020
    5. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Well, The three-way is a no-no, everything just got in the way of each other. Sorry lefty, your out......
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Aug 26, 2020
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  8. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    such a good thread!
     
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  9. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Watched a film called "Assault of the Rebel Girls" with Errol Flynn.
    Filmed as a documentary on the Cuban Revolution. Or I should say a propaganda film on communist freedom.
    It was filmed before Castro showed his true colors.
     
  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Just feeling that this site doesn't have enough aardvarks


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  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I feel like it could use an armadillo as well.

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    1. latecomer91364
      Yes! And we could use more... um... whatever this is...
      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 24, 2020
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      No clue but he sure is cute!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 24, 2020
    3. deleted user 555 768
      An Axolotl
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 25, 2020
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  12. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    I wonder if they have Aardvarks and mud puppy salamanders in Cuba? Especially in a black and white film?
     
  13. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Anybody know why brown eggs are brown?
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Depends on the chicken.
       
    2. deegenerate
      Red, Brown, and Black chickens lay brown eggs. White chickens lay white eggs. That is the only difference.
      The quality of the eggs is all about what the chicken eats and how fresh the eggs are, nothing at all to do with the color.
       
      deegenerate, Aug 25, 2020
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      I like the way brown eggs look in a white refrigerator
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 25, 2020
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The unicorn population has been near extinction lately, but it's finally making a comeback.

    *not_secure_link*2.bp.blogspot.com/_nm9ySucveA8/TEYgGu9DIgI/AAAAAAAAAO4/XI1q38FFlxw/s1600/unicorns2q.jpg
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I think you have to go look in games to find them. ;)
       
    2. deegenerate
      Hahahaha! Maybe that's why I had such a hard time spotting them.
       
      deegenerate, Sep 1, 2020
  15. mwmmilford

    mwmmilford Porn Star

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    they do look like male and female - might be a population increase soon!
     
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Beets suck. That's what Borscht is made from. Anyone who likes beets is just a Putin Puppet.

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  17. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    So they give great blowjobs?:jimlad:
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      A little toothy for my taste...
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 2, 2020
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m toothy too. Too bad.:jimlad:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 2, 2020
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    3. latecomer91364
      That's what the concept of 'lips over teeth' is for... lol
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 2, 2020
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Like I don’t suck dick every day? Obviously I know that. You’re the one with the tooth aversion, not me.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 2, 2020
  18. latecomer91364

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    ... and don't even get me started on sauerkraut - or red cabbage prepared in the same disgusting way. A Kraut dog? That's fucking blasphemy! Fucking up a hot dog with that shit!

    No, no, NO:
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    THIS is a hot dog reaching Nirvana (and I don't mean that Kurt Cobain preferred them - maybe... I dunno):
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    Or when it's too much trouble to make, a standard American Hot dog (NO fucking catsup!) It's the only instance where I like pickles.
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    Pre-apologies to Germans or others who like this kind of shit, blah blah blah
     
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I like cheese, mustard, and jalapeños on my hot dogs.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 2, 2020
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      Whats wrong with liberty cabbage and mustard?
       
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    3. latecomer91364
      Mustard is awesome - "Liberty Cabbage'? That's a WWI term. Liberty, sauerkraut, whatever: it still sucks.
       
      latecomer91364, Sep 2, 2020
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    4. deleted user 555 768
      I'm old school
       
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  19. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Cold Borscht and sour cream on a hot day, :hungry:
     
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